2026 matchupESPN sync pending
Brock HardKurt
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Team KirklandMike
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Susan Boyle's Ass Sweat Fantasy Football League
Ten teams.
Ten teams.
One Dream to Dream.
A home for league matchups, standings, team identities, keepers, history and whatever questionable commissioner decisions happen next.
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Week 1
League scoreboard
Five matchups · scores will populate from ESPN
2026 matchupESPN sync pending
Dewey SunblockBubolo
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Americas Got AllentKyle
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2026 matchupESPN sync pending
Henry Ruggs CarWarren
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Providence Aunt JemimasEvan
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2026 matchupESPN sync pending
Sophie Took a SkattepooPeter
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I Need a TaylorBK
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2026 matchupESPN sync pending
Chase'd and ConfusedHudner
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Burrows Burrow Underwater LawBurrows
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2026 regular season
Standings
Records will sync from ESPN
| RK | Team | W-L | PF | PA | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Brock HardKurt
|
— | — | — | — |
| 2 |
Team KirklandMike
|
— | — | — | — |
| 3 |
Dewey SunblockBubolo
|
— | — | — | — |
| 4 |
Americas Got AllentKyle
|
— | — | — | — |
| 5 |
Henry Ruggs CarWarren
|
— | — | — | — |
| 6 |
Providence Aunt JemimasEvan
|
— | — | — | — |
| 7 |
Sophie Took a SkattepooPeter
|
— | — | — | — |
| 8 |
I Need a TaylorBK
|
— | — | — | — |
| 9 |
Chase'd and ConfusedHudner
|
— | — | — | — |
| 10 |
Burrows Burrow Underwater LawBurrows
|
— | — | — | — |
The franchises
League teams
Official 2026 branding
BRK
Brock Hard
Owner: Kurt
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KIR
Team Kirkland
Owner: Mike
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DEW
Dewey Sunblock
Owner: Bubolo
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COOK
Americas Got Allent
Owner: Kyle
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HRC
Henry Ruggs Car
Owner: Warren
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MMWR
Providence Aunt Jemimas
Owner: Evan
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LAD
Sophie Took a Skattepoo
Owner: Peter
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TAY
I Need a Taylor
Owner: BK
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CDC
Chase'd and Confused
Owner: Hudner
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KDL
Burrows Burrow Underwater Law
Owner: Burrows
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Highest Points
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Champions, records and history
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League information
Private ESPN league
The site is hosted publicly, but the ESPN data source is private. A secure server function will hold the ESPN session values and return only safe league data to the website.
- League ID
- 209029807
- Teams
- 10
- Platform
- ESPN
- Access
- Private